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foxintwilight:

I just had a random thought. Can vampires be masochists too?

If yes, then how do their sex toys look like?

Silver whips? Garlic anal beads?

Once read about a roleplaying character who was a werewolf who wore silver armor cause he likes the burn.

queenmerbabe:

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cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I have a love for her that runs deep.

I’m actually more familiar with her now as the faceless old woman who lives in your house

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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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hootbird:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

This is perfection.

FUCK THIS SENSATION

FUCK IT

FUUUUCCKKK

THE WORST

it feels exactly how it looks too lol

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ruinedchildhood:

this episode messed my life up

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beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma

kkobun:

When anime characters become self aware

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gloucesterroad:

i just thought about muggle borns buying their first wands and ollivander encouraging them to ‘give it a wave’ so they say ‘abracadabra’ and the whole store mishearing and just taking a step back and looking at them and someone’s like ‘wow kid you shouldn’t say things like that..’ 

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